Animals don’t lie to you or call you a bitch.
WHEN MY MOM SENDS ME A CARE PACKAGE FULL OF GLUTEN FREE TREATS
(Source: thetimeistudiedabroad)
WHEN I’M WALKING PAST A BAKERY/PIZZERIA/ETC.
(Source: thetimeistudiedabroad)
I’m totally doing this to my future girlfriend when she’s trying to be professional.
Perfection. LOL
I’m fucking crying omg
he should just be my boyfriend instead
there are actual tears streaming down my face omg
SCREAMING
I’m convinced that we’re dating the same guy.
Happy Birthday to meeeee <3
“ So congratulations, North Carolina. Last night, you struck a decisive blow for loneliness. And tonight, as you go to sleep beside your heterosexual life mate, you can rest assured that all across your great state, a gay man or lesbian woman is crying themselves to sleep in solitude and making your relationship stronger with each tear.
WHEN I BUY ALL MY FOOD ONLINE BECAUSE IT’S TOO EXPENSIVE AT THE STORE
(Source: whatshouldwecallme)
WHEN KATZ RELEASES GLUTEN FREE DONUT HOLES BEFORE BEACH SEASON
(Source: reaction-gif)
WHEN I’M WATCHING FOOD NETWORK AND GIADA MENTIONS ‘GLUTEN FREE’
(Source: wheninnewyorkcity)
WHEN I HEAR SOMETHING ISN’T GLUTEN-FREE AND REALIZE I ATE IT LAST WEEK
(Source: whatshouldwecallme)
WHEN I REMEMBER I ATE GLUTEN LAST NIGHT
(Source: casualnewyork)
WHEN MY FRIEND PICKS A GLUTEN-Y RESTAURANT
(Source: whatshouldwecallme)
I feel like I must be losing my mind
Because every single fucking friend I have is doing something absolutely insane, so it must just be me.
